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Orange Impostor3/09/2012 4:04:51 pm PST

re: #168 CuriousLurker

Nix on all the other condiments.
Burgers = mustard + ketchup = cheese, or mustard + mayo + cheese, or chili + cheese

Mayo on a burger?
Sacrilege!

The only acceptable condiments for burgers:
Sharp chedddar cheese, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, BBQ sauce (or ketchup - never both), dill pickles, sauteed onions, lettuce, tomatoes.

One acceptable deviation is sauteed mushrooms with swiss cheese.