re: #183 wrenchwench

First time I went to Canada, it went like this:

CPB: Where you from?
Me: [can’t he read the license plate?!?] California.
CPB: What part?
Me: Southern.
CPB: What part?
Me: Orange County.
CPB: What part?
Me: Fullerton.
CPB: What part?
Me: Downtown.
CPB: What part?
Me: [redacted exact address]
CPB: I used to live a block from there.

another ending continuing off yours for fun:
Me: Oh really?
CPB: Did you know Michael Martìnez?
Me: No?
CBP: Pull the car over. Everyone from downtown Fullerton knew Michael Martìnez.