This exchange, via pool: pic.twitter.com/aNYbRvqH7i

— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) September 19, 2018

Donald Trump apparently thinks that if a hurricane moves a yacht onto your yard, you get to keep it https://t.co/FKDVXmle1y

— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) September 20, 2018

To be fair that was the first thing I thought, but I’m a pirate.