Scandalous! Unspeakable atrocity!

No Scoop For You: Boulder’s Pools Drop Ice Cream In Name Of Healthy Vending

As a big fan of ice cream, I tend to see this as a trivial overreach that is bound to fail, but the RW can be counted on to turn it into another outrageous outrage.
Freepers are on the case:

“The homosexual lifestyle choice is one of the most unhealthy decisions anyone could ever make.
Will they be banning gays?”

“Raw carrots and celery for you children, or nothing!”

“And who will push back against this nonsense? When no one does, the junior despots just keep pushing their totalitarian agenda, inch by inch. Okay, ice cream may be more like a quarter-inch.”

“Exactly, delusional liberals.”

“Liberals want to literally control your entire life. There is NOTHING you can do that the liberals don’t believe that they know better than you.”

Oddly, the all-purpose super-villain, George Soros, has yet to be mentioned.