re: #160 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Don’t forget gang! The Rapture is tomorrow. Be ready. Or not.
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My scoffer and skeptic of a nephew has asked if he can have my Rolls-Royce in return for taking care of my pets,
but I told him in no uncertain terms that I’m not going anywhere.

That means after tomorrow, when I get a door-knocker, I can pull out the question, “Well, the Rapture was on the 23rd. I know why I’m here but why are you?” (Then shut the door.)