re: #186 Shropshire Slasher

A coworker of mine recently confided to me that she is powerless against food and wishes that she could just put duct tape over her mouth to keep her from eating. I stated that probably wouldn’t be a good idea, her husband might have some splaining to do. I recommended that anytime they go out she should ride in the trunk, to avoid prying eyes.

Who are you and why are you here?