This Thanksgiving dish, yum yum salad, is “a mix of jello, pineapple, cream cheese, mini marshmallows, pecans, and shredded cheddar cheese”. https://t.co/aVoob0kJj8 pic.twitter.com/9eP09fBo0x

— RN - Radio National (@RadioNational) November 23, 2017

I have never meant this more than I mean it right now:

I am calling the police https://t.co/TZR1rasGPB

— K.T. NELSON, JD DDS (@KrangTNelson) November 23, 2017