Outrageous Outrage of the Day

iossarian5/06/2010 10:54:49 am PDT

re: #163 Cato the Elder

I think I shall wear stuff with some other country’s flag on it on July 4 just to see what happens. Maybe even go to a ball game. Nothing like making the experiment real.

Help me decide, Lizards: German black-red-gold, Israeli blue and white, or Italian green-white-red? Or maybe a T-shirt with all the flags of the EU?

Which would be the most likely to incite some rent-a-cop to tell me to turn my shirt inside-out?

One of my more entertaining daydreams is to become a Muslim NASCAR driver, and ostentatiously thank Allah in my post-race interviews for guiding me to victory.