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Cracked.com: 5 Things to Know About the Armed Men in Your Local Chipotle

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Ace-o-aces6/14/2014 1:18:56 am PDT

Great article. My Favorite section:

Now, again, I come from Texas. I grew up in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. Unless you’re wandering around a few select neighborhoods, and these guys aren’t, it’s an incredibly safe place. We’re talking about mostly middle-class white dudes living in some of the tamest suburbs on Earth. They have less reason to fear for their lives than any other group of people in human history. And yet here they are, waving a big flag that says “Come and Take It” and another big flag that advises passersby not to tread on them:

None of these guys has ever actually been trod on by anybody except maybe a few schoolyard bullies. They already have the right to carry concealed handguns against whatever phantom thugs they imagine lurking beyond their cul-de-sacs.