re: #1 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

ADDENDUM: If you Google “Figgalopola,” the only hits are references to this Facebook account and a piece of fanfiction written by a 16-year-old girl. The fanfiction character is female, and does not have the first name, “Chris.”

FWIW, ‘figa’ (one g) is Veneto Italian slang for ‘pussy’.