BTW - the details that Trump refuses to Wrap That Rascal, tracks with the stuff I remember hearing from the Model/Actress/Whatever rumor mills back in the early 90s. Thus leading to the other nightmare scenario: say what you will about Trump, the presence of his offspring (no matter how odious and idiotic they are) does show that he ain’t shooting blanks.

Next wager: how long before one of the hookers from Trump’s past comes forward with the story about how he paid her to “get rid of” the results of unprotected sex with a fertile young 20-year-old woman?

Would that get excused? How about if Trump was found to have used campaign donations from evangelical voters to pay for the abortion?