the internet has made it impossibly easy to reach across the universe and tell someone to fuck off — but it’s also made it impossibly easy to reach across the universe and tell people you’re rooting for them — do the second one more than the first

— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) April 12, 2019

in re: my last RT: It was RTed by @MonicaLewinsky and it’s a cold hard truth, so I RTed. But here I am calling the president* of the United States “Fuckface Von Clownstick” as a matter of routine.

Fuck it, he’ll always be Fuckface Von Clownstick to me.

— Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness the Charlie Lama (@teleskiguy) April 13, 2019