Let’s just cut to the chase and rebrand this soiree as Bare Ass Theocracy, because that’s precisely what it is.

Strange when I was growing up the big fear was communism. After 9/11 it was the certain Islamification of America. As it turns out, the real threat to America is the crazyass Christian theocrats of a political body that represent roughly 50% of the county’s voters.

Not one candidate worth a shit. Not one. They’re all scary as hell and poised to club America’s citizens over the head with bibles like so many baby seals. And fuck them for thinking so.