Really, seriously, we ought to stop hiring football coaches to teach history in the public schools.

Does she not know what happened every stinking time this has been tried?

First you start with the aristocrats, but that’s not good enough. You move on to the next level down, their enablers, like bankers and stewards, etc. That, somehow, still does not bring about your utopia, so you start killing off the teachers, because they must be at fault. Then it’s everyone who made a living catering to the rich (chefs, seamstresses). If you’re Pol Pot, you can off 1/4 of your population before you realize you still haven’t produced utopia.

Last of all, of course, you start sending your own compatriots.