re: #11 Eventual Carrion

He sent a middle eastern guy, the dude said he was Jesus Christ.

Oh snap, that’s right! i keep forgetting he wasn’t from Kansas.

Heh, when I drove a cab that happened all the time—passengers would often ask me if it wasn’t kind of strange to be following a Middle Eastern religion and I’d always look at them really deadpan and go, “Um, you do realize that Jesus wasn’t born in Kansas, right?” It never failed to result in them turning red and looking rather sheepish.