Rick Perry to join ‘Dancing With the Stars’ cast https://t.co/6Au4plSIRj pic.twitter.com/uvg2U6FdLO

— The Hill (@thehill) August 30, 2016

I can think of three reasons why this will be an epic dumpster fire:

1. It’s Rick Perry.
2. It’s Rick Perry.
3. Uh…um…