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Sunday Jam: House of Waters, "Black Mallard"

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can't think of a decent username1/08/2017 6:34:10 pm PST

re: #194 scottslemmons

He got his first taste of fame and recognition when he was a 12-year-old kid getting head-pats for parroting wingnut sociopathy. Heā€™s never bothered to mature beyond that point because the praise was just so good.

You could have some fun with wingnuts in alternate universes where they didnā€™t have the wingnut wurlitzer to promote them and corrupt them. Shapiro without the childhood fame could be an actual success as a lawyer. Sarah Palin as a one-term governor and non-addled grandmother. Trump without his dadā€™s money wouldā€™ve been a small-time legbreaker for the Mob ā€˜til they shot him in his 30s for getting too ambitious. Alex Jones wouldā€™ve still been abducted by aliens in his 20s, but his brain would be toiling as a mind-slave on Arcturus-7 instead of getting stuffed full of mind-control tech todayā€¦