re: #179 Jay C

Or claim he was just going there for the sachertorte….

I enjoyed sachertorte while in Vienna this past summer. I’d almost believe him if he said that.

Also - Am I a bad person if this made me laugh like an idiot?

CROWD: omg what the hell!!!

ME: no, wait. I’m a time traveler. That was Hitler

CROWD: here come the police, thank god

ME: no you see, the baby, he’s evil

COP: [vomiting] Jesus did this guy murder a baby?!?

— [crying in Thanksgiving] (@SortaBad) November 24, 2019