re: #200 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave of the waffle light)

How many $150,000 falconry kits equals a pair of cargo shorts and two tank tops?

What really sucks is I bought my mom’s and my wife’s Xmas gifts at Neiman Marcus this year…right after getting a new bank card because of a stop at Target in November as we were picking up sundry items for our ski lease.