The President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency. Thank you!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2016

I’m one cocktail away from calling Trump Tower, claiming to be the President of Austro-Hungary, and offering my congratulations. https://t.co/gMSUbrVMlh

— Christian H. Cooper (@ChristianCooper) December 3, 2016