Regionalized safety advice from one of Wife’s FB friends:

The rest of y’all stay safe! And remember Southerners for the most part don’t know how to drive on ice and snow, so stay home, read a book and enjoy your snowstorm snacks! If you do drive, drive like you’re carrying a casserole dish of your grandma’s biscuits and gravy (with only a measley slip of DG aluminum foil covering it) and two jugs of sweet tea with questionable lids in your back seat.
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