Good morning Lizardia! Today is the festival of Purim, which has been described as “A Two-Day Halloween Where Drinking is Mandatory!”

I think the Book of Esther would make a kick-ass movie, if done in the style of Mel Brooks or the Coen Brothers. Not that totally lame-ass version done a couple of years ago that had Peter O’Toole and the guy who played “Gimli” from Lord of the Rings. That one sucked.

Sarah Silverman should play Queen Esther. I don’t like Silverman too much, but I do think she’d make a perfect Queen Esther. For Haman, maybe Ahmadinejad would like to launch a Hollywood career.