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Dark_Falcon6/09/2012 8:21:56 am PDT

I’ve just got to post this one:

Hungry Jack syrup truck spills onto Buttermilk Pike

A highway truck accident never sounded so delicious. A semitrailer hauling Hungry Jack pancake syrup collided with a highway median at the Buttermilk Pike overpass in northern Kentucky, causing the truckload of syrup to spill all over the highway.

“Every lane of southbound I-75 was covered in pancake syrup,” Fort Mitchell Police Officer Mark Spanyer told the Kentucky Enquirer. “It was a royal pain in the butt.”

The semitrailer dumped hundreds of boxes of Hungry Jack syrup bottles.

Thankfully, no one was seriously hurt in the accident, including the driver. Spanyer said the incident occurred on Thursday when the Hungry Jack driver maneuvered to avoid a car on the highway with a blown-out tire. While the driver was able to avoid the car, he then crashed into a median on the Buttermilk Pike overpass.

Sadly, cleanup crews were forced to use sand, rather than giant pancakes, to clean up the mess.

Just add pigs for bacon and chickens for eggs, plus some orange juice and you’ve got breakfast!