re: #199 The Vicious Babushka
I’m pretty sure there is no quote that says Jesus will catch you if you put on a towel cape and jump out of the upstairs window.
“If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down from hence: For it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee: And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.” (Luke 4:9-13) citing Psalms 91:12.