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SanFranciscoZionist6/14/2011 12:36:22 am PDT

re: #203 Slumbering Behemoth

One of my ex’s could have benefited from a female version of the Manslater.

She: “What’s wrong”?

Me: “Huh? Nuthin’s wrong”.

:a few minutes later:

S: “C’mon, just tell me what’s wrong”.

M: “What”?

:a few more minutes pass:

S: “Why won’t you tell me what’s wrong”?

M: “Nothing. Is. Wrong. Why are you buggin’ on me”?

S: “Because you look depressed, and I want you to tell me what is wrong with you”.

M: “I’m not depressed. This is just what my stupid face looks like when it’s at rest. Relax. I don’t hate you, my life, my job (okay, maybe my job), but I’m cool. Nothing is wrong”.

:a few more minutes pass:

S: “WHY WON’T YOU TALK TO ME”?!?!

M: “What? I’ve been talking to you. I don’t get it”.

S: “WHY WON’T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND”?!?!

M: “Sweetheart, I’m a guy, so trust me when I say this. Right now THERE IS NOTHING ON MY MIND”!

I have learned to believe my husband when he says that, although it still strikes me as deeply bizarre. Are men supposed to activate the ‘uncanny valley’ reaction in women?