re: #12 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Fabio is, either directly or derivatively, the cover inspiration for a large majority of romance novel covers. Mrs. Fish is a biiiiiiiiig fan of the genre, ask me how I know.

Yeah, I just googled. Here’s a hilarious article: 19 Things Fabio Is Actually Thinking On Romance Novel Covers, including:

“If her hair catches fire, I’m leaving her to die.”
“This chick just totally photobombed my selfie.”
“Oh, you like these tights? You should, since they’re yours.”
“I’m really glad someone invented indoor wind, it’s doing WONDERS for my hair right now.”