re: #16 ckkatz

Originally, 5 zebras were reported to have escaped back in August, but authorities now say that only 3 got out.

One of the zebras that escaped a Prince George’s County farm has died

wtop.com

Because 2 of them were captured by somebody who poured a bunch of Clairol and L’Oreal on them, and now there’s 2 less fewer stripey equines in Maryland.

ETA: grammar fix