re: #206 freetoken

Masturbation removes the stories from America?

Well, for a long time they claimed (and some still do, as I’ve run into people telling me that) it causes epilepsy.

So people with epilepsy are destroying America and killing angels or something?

I thought according to Christian theology that angels were very powerful beings. If they can be knocked off by such a simple action by mere mortals (not mentioned in the Bible), why aren’t they gone already?