I would be an awful person to interview Trump, mostly because I’d get no more than 2 minutes in before he’d run off claiming that he’d been railroaded into an interview. And I wouldn’t care that I don’t get a second chance to interview, because I’d have exposed this bigot for the Islamophobe who’s running roughshod over the Constitution to deprive people of their constitutional protections.

Q1) you keep talk about being smart and need to act about Islamic terrorism. What specific things do you think are smart?

A) sputtering. I have great plans. Best plans. I laid them out.

Q2) Does this include the Muslim ban you enacted days ago?

A) Yes… no wait, that wasn’t a ban. It was just preventing Muslims from entering for a limited time.

Q3) So, a ban that is temporary but can be extended indefinitely, and which has already caught up Muslims living in countries other than those you originally banned.

A) So? It’s working perfectly.

Q4) Does this mean a ban on Muslims entering the US - yes or no?

A) Yes… no wait.. Yes.

Q5) What about Muslims who are here legally on visas, legal immigrants, and naturalized citizens; are you ultimately seeking to deport them/deprive them of their US citizenship.

A) This interview’s over!