re: #208 Slumbering Behemoth

And completely destroy your sole source of Ewok-kebobs? I don’t believe you.

The burning atmosphere ignites the forest, which in burning cooks the Ewoks properly. The cooked Ewok carcasses are extracted by stormtroopers in special heat suits brought down by assault ships. And these are Varek’s stormtroopers, so they can actually shoot straight.