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August 14th, 2009 Posted in activists

URGENT ASSISTANCE – FROM USA
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED: HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
FROM: BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111 FAX: 202.456.2461

DEAR SIR / MADAM,

I AM BARRACK OBAMA, SON OF THE DECEASED KENYAN MILLIONAIRE, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE.

I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING HEALTHCARE FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE POCKETS OF AMERICANS AND INSURANCE COMPANIES. MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAD LONG BEEN ACTIVELY ENGAGED AS AN ECONOMIST IN KENYA,AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS HEAD looter.in THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN SIXTIES, MY FATHER, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF COMMUNIST COUNTRIES WROTE A PAPER TITLED “PROBLEMS FACING OUR SOCIALISM PUBLISHED IN THE EAST AFRICAN JOURNAL.

BEFORE MY FATHER’S LIFE TOOK A TAILSPIN INTO DRINKING AND POVERTY, HE OUTLINED A PLAN TO LOOT THE UNITED STATES OF 800 BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($800,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST, THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE DIVERTED TO HIS PARTNERS GE, GEORGE SOROS AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY OF THE USA, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) TO COMMUNIST PLANNERS NOW CALLED CZARS.

NOW THAT OUR INITIAL PLAN HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND FUNDS DIVERTED WE ARE ON TO EVEN LARGER ENDEAVORS.

MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN THE REMOVAL OF THE HEALTH CARE OF THE COUNTRY, AS THE DIVERSION OF THE FUNDS THAT WE WILL CONTROL.

UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS ARE NOT WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW LOOTING, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY RAISE THE SUM OF 700 BILLION TO 2 TRILLION DOLLARS ($700,000,000,000-$2,000,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT.

THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE. OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THE FED, AARP. AND BILL CLINTON, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE RECENT REWARDING OF NORTH KOREA.

I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO FORTY-FIVE PERCENT (45 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR NEW TAX ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE NOW.

THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE SEPTEMBER.

IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO SEND 45% OF YOUR INCOME NOW, WE WILL CAPTURING THIS SUM FROM YOU IN OTHER WAYS. JUST ASK OUR CANADIAN CONTACTS.

I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY.

A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION,PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER. OR, WE WILL CONTACT YOU. EITHER WAY.

I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. OUR CAUSE, MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL.

PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW.

SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA