re: #202 Charles Johnson

They’re denying him moisturizer, and he has to rush his morning shave and shower. I think anyone would agree this is a crime against humanity.

Yeah, I’m going to report my weekday morning routine to Amnesty International. Not only do I have to rush my shower and shave, my girlfriend’s alarm wakes me up 30 minutes earlier than I have to wake up with the same damn Mumford and Sons song every day!