And now Chuck’s going there.

Should I publish who Malia Obama is dating? What do you think?

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) February 16, 2015

What if Malia Obama’s boyfriend is someone famous?

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) February 16, 2015

Malia Obama has only dated white guys….

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) February 16, 2015

Oh to give Malia Obama the Bristol Palin treatment or not… That is the question.

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) February 16, 2015