re: #209 FormerDirtDart

“…My dad would get pissed out of his brain every single night,
and when the telly finished he’d storm out of the house like a lunatic
to get to the Eel and Pie shop before it closed.
He’d come home with enough for an army.
I never liked the eels, just the pies and mash, and the liquor.
My friend Dave said that eels live on sewage.
My dad must be full of it, he used to eat five bleeding cartons of eels a day.”
— Pete Townshend