Last night I took an Uber to meet some friends of mine knowing I was going to booze it up. As we’re driving to the boozer, I noticed the driver also had a Lyft sticker on the windshield. I asked “What’s the difference between Uber and Lyft?” He replied “Lyft is really popular with colored people because it’s cheap…BUT I’M NOT RACIST OR ANYTHING.”

Uh-huh.