every zombie movie made after 2020 better work in folks who survive for 8 months by adapting themselves to the new reality but then are just like, “you know what? not being bitten is just such a fukn hassle.”

— matthew t. warax 🦛💨 (@iAmTheWarax) October 25, 2020

“in any case even if it was the CCP, it’s not the CHINESE that are bad it’s their GOVERNMENT,” i calmly explain to a fellow survivor as our intestines are unspooled by some zombies who got bitten 5 weeks earlier at a reopen rally.

— matthew t. warax 🦛💨 (@iAmTheWarax) October 25, 2020