My wife just informed me that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III will be making an appearance in my corner of the globe on Friday…

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions will appear this week in a section of Long Island that’s been plagued by deadly gang violence.

The Justice Department says Sessions will speak on violent crime, gangs and MS-13 during an appearance in Central Islip (EYE’-slihp) on Friday.

Authorities suspect MS-13 members are behind the killings of four young people on Long Island earlier this month. They’re among 11 killings that have rattled working-class immigrants in the area since last year.

Literally just up the road from me. I may have to go and make my feelings known.

(Also - I love how they included the correct pronunciation of our little town in the story. Most people who aren’t from around here pronounce it ‘Izz-lip.’)