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And Now, the Amazing Story of "Shmevolution"

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austin_blue7/08/2018 11:59:35 pm PDT

re: #20 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Trump could surprise the British resister hordes if he goes by sea. A carrier could make it in 4 days, chopper to an LPD in the Channel, from which an LCAC could take the Trumpster and his motorcade up the Thames to the landing ramp closest to the US embassy.

If speed is important, a Minotaur rocket (surplus Minuteman ICBM) could be rigged with a small capsule (suitably equipped with reentry shield, parachute, and Big Macs) and launched on a suborbital trajectory that would deposit its pantload; er, payload; right on the embassy grounds in London. I’m sure 5 days is plenty of time to develop such a thing and perform appropriate safety tests.

Everything he does is on the fly.

He’s still undecided about who he’ll announce as a new Supreme Court Justice nominee at nine o’clock tomorrow night, changing the course of how the SCOTUS rules for thirty years.

Thirty Fucking Years.

It’s a pattern. At 8:50 on his TV show, he’d listen to the Daughter-He’d-Like-To-Fuck, a Fredo, and some bald guy who represented a TrumpCorp company, who were there to advise Him on which team sucked and why. Then, at 8:56, he’d bring the losing team in and scream at them for 4 minutes and then select one and yell “You’re fired!”.

Why should a SCOTUS nom be any different?