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Ted Nugent at the SOTU? That's Bad, but the Problem Goes a Lot Deeper

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Charles2/11/2013 1:42:22 pm PST

Some of Ted’s immortal wisdom: “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.”

There are videos of it, but I don’t hate anyone here enough to inflict it on you.

Wang dang sweet poontang
Wang dang sweet poontang

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin’ so clean
Especially down in between
What I like

She come to town, she be foolin’ around
A puttin’ me down as a rock and roll clown
It’s all right

Wang dang sweet poontang
Wang dang sweet poontang

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A shakin’ my thang, as a rang
A dang, dang, in the bell, oh baby

She’s so sweet when she yanks on my meat
But down on the street, you know she can’t be beat
What the hell

Wang dang sweet poontang
Wang dang sweet poontang

Alright baby, you see what I’ve got here in my hands
I’ve got it right in my hands, this is for you, baby
I think I am gonna yank, on a wanton, look out

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A shakin’ my thang, as a rang
A dang, dang, in the bell

She’s so sweet when she yanks on my meat
But down on the street, you know she can’t be beat
What the hell