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FreedomWorks Made Video of Fake Giant Panda Having Sex With Fake Hillary Clinton

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Kragar2/14/2013 10:28:27 am PST

Apparently Jesus can grant you superpowers.

Cindy Jacobs’ Five-Year-Old Daughter Can Stop Tornadoes

We already know that self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs has thwarted terrorist attacks and attempted coups with her prayers, but we learned in the latest episode of her show, God Knows, that supernatural powers apparently run in her bloodline. Jacobs’ husband Mike revealed on the show that their five-year-old daughter stopped tornadoes by simply shouting: “I told you to be quiet in Jesus’ name!”