re: #216 MandyManners

Dickhead would cook breakfast on weekends before he went to the golf course. To fry bacon, he’d pour at least a half-cup of oil into the pan.

UGH. Bacon fries nicely enough on its own. In fact, sometimes I use the leftover grease for cooking my greaseburgers, instead of butter. It adds more flavor, at the cost of another 2 years off my lifespan.