Video: Obama's Special Message to Iran

Perplexed3/20/2009 9:08:28 am PDT

Actually, Obama choked to death last November while trying to cram down as many waffles as he could in as short of time as he could. Video feeds were intercepted and between Disney’s animatronics and Dreamworks, they’ve managed to convince the world that Obama is in charge when in fact it is a couple geeks arguing over the way the country should be led.