I figure Mom has her kids “in school” as they are probably home schooled ( or “skouled” in their case).
I can just see the daily curriculum schedule -
9:30 wake up
10:45 get out of bed
11:15 breakfast - if at McDonalds, demand that breakfast hours be extended so that Palestinian children don’t starve.
12:00 Peace Studies - today we learn that killing Jooos anywhere in Palestine (encompassing all areas known to others as Israel) is a peaceful activity.
1:00 Math - Solve the problem - Two buses in occupied Al Asqa are approaching each other. Bus X is traveling at 30 KPH and Bus Y at 35 KPH. Ahmed is on Bus Y. They are 200 Meters apart. When should Ahmed activate his Martyrs Vest Apparatus in order to kill the most Jews?
2:00 Spelling
2:03 More Peace studies - discover how Americans are as bad as Jews and how killing Americans as they aid Jews is a peaceful activity
3:00 Attend protest against Jews.
4:00 Lunch - If at a restaurant that has ended lunch service, scream in protest that they are trying to starve Palestinian children.
5:00 It has been a long day of learning. School is out!