I hate Facebook blackmail statuses.

You know the ones: My husband is the greatest most wonderful husband ever. Copy this to your status if your husband is your bestest friend and let everyone know.

No. First of all my husband doesn’t have a Facebook account, so I would be doing this for the benefit of other people. I also know he doesn’t care if you know I love him. He considers that a little more private (note: no Facebook account).

They are, essentially, chain mail.