“IF THEY WON’T PAY US TO KEEP TROOPS THERE, THEN WE’LL JUST LEAVE!”

Oh really? So, when Russia decides it has eyes for invading Poland or Ukraine, what then? Nevermind, I know what you’ll do: Sit on your fat ass in your desk chair and bitch that the Germans aren’t rushing to stop the invasion while it takes us weeks to move enough armor and manpower to Europe to counter the Russian forces.