re: #209 Stanley Sea

Happy V-Day you lovers, you.

Bah, humbug. It’s just this month’s designated ‘buy our shit’ day.

January: New Year’s
February: Valentine’s
March: St. Patrick’s
April: Easter
May: Cinco de Mayo / Mother’s Day (two for one special!)
June: Father’s Day
July: 4th of July
August:
September: Labor Day / 9-11 (New and Improved Prove Your Patriotism Day!)
October: Halloween
November: Thanksgiving
December: Christmas

I’m sure we’ll come up with one for August before the century is out.