re: #222 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
In one of my past lives (as a grad student at UofA in Tucson) I jobbed as a beekeeper.
My task was to collect dried cow chips and burn them in a smoker to calm the bees down so they would not swarm while their hives were being raided.
Are you sure you werenβt being hazed? βGo collect that poop, and set it on fire.β