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iceweasel3/08/2010 9:33:01 pm PST

Essay on conservapedia:

Marry a Conservative!

There is much good advice that can be given to teenagers and people in their 20s and 30s. But the best advice of all is this: marry a conservative.


This is followed by some bullet points which are hilarious in themselves, BUT:

The best part of this ‘essay’, is the case studies. It’s like a series of Jack Chick tracts!

I can’t decide if two or four is my favourite. What about you folks?

Case study Two:

Suzy was attractive, and promiscuous. Joe, a conservative, liked Suzy and was impressed by her ability to excel at a top college and even succeed at a good graduate school. Joe decided it did not matter if Suzy did not share his conservative values, and Joe married Suzy.

For the next 25 years Joe tried with Suzy to have children, without success. What caused the infertility can never be known with certainty, but it is known that about half of promiscuous people carry sexually transmitted diseases, and that these diseases can cause infertility