re: #219 Pawn of the Oppressor

I had a strange thought about all these right-wing Twitter “personalities”. I was thinking these people were like some kind of gang, or crew, which made me wonder:

What would a Star Trek show be like, if the crew were all conservatives? Like Dana Guns as the security officer… Chucksie could be a red shirt. Trump would be some kind of Admiral. Who would play Kirk??

To seek out new worlds, and to exploit them like no man has before! The show sure as fuck wouldn’t be about helping anyone. It would be about as thought-provoking as an Ayn Rand novel. I wonder what the ship would be called… Maybe USS Hot Dog, because it would be full of ground bone and assholes.

I’ve had a long day full of crumminess and my creativity is tapped out, but I feel like such a show would be a deliciously dystopian nightmare.

It would be about the Ferengi, and the Prime Directive would be replaced by the Rules of Acquisition.