What is it about putting on a facemask that so triggers the angry rednecks? I know, I know - the way to get white trash to do something is to tell them they can’t, I get it, they’ve got oppositional defiant disorder way past the time they were supposed to grow out of it as toddlers, but sheesh … self-preservation? Not important?

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— Carlos Danger (@CarlosD55941404) July 28, 2020

Is there some deep fear of emasculation that gets triggered by taking safety precautions? Like real he-men don’t care about safety because they’re so tough and manly?